Thursday, June 12, 2008

An Open Letter to the Trainers at LA Fitness

Dear Trainers at LA Fitness,

Fuck you. Fuck all of you.

xo-Chardsy :)

22 Cheers!:

Alexandreena said...

I generally feel that way about all trainers...but what did these ones do in particular?

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

What gives, Chard? What did they do to you?

Suze's Sass said...

Dear LA Fitness Trainers:

DITTO!!

Suze

A. Rose said...

Right on!!

Maurey said...

I smell a good story. I hate obnoxious gym people. Do tell.

The Charming Hedonist said...

Sadistic bastards, all of them!

What did yours do?

rs27 said...

Do you mean that literally or figuratively?

Douchegirl said...

Can you send that same letter but change it to Bally Total Fitness? Thanks!

blackdog said...

I'm guessing they kicked your butt in a good, workout kinda way, and you're just pouting. But I've been wrong before - can't wait for the story!

Kayleigh said...

Whaddup with the L.A. L.A. Fitness trainers? (that was a mouthful)

I just joined one in the IL and I have to say I love it. I also love the trainers (not in THAT way...well...OK, maybe).

I assume you may have gotten your ass kicked recently compliments of said trainers? One time mine worked me so hard I couldn't walk for 3 days, or sit down. True story.

Jake Titus said...

Wow, talk about a cliff hanger!
What gives Chardsy?

p.s. how was the trip to San Jose?

Amy said...

spot on!

trainers can be #$%#$%

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Without knowing exactly what happened, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say: That's what you get for joining a gym with "L.A." in its title.

pistols at dawn said...

Dear Chardsy,

Regarding the female ones, I will try to fuck all of them.

Sincerely,

Pistols at Dawn

P.S. If I tell you your ass looks fat, will that start you on a shame spiral that ends in my bed? Because if so, your ass looks fat.

Katelin said...

yeah i have never even attempted to get a trainer before. i'm afraid.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I used to belong to a trendy gym that had beer behind the juice bar. BEER! That is just admitting that the joint is a meat market. Those trainers are the ones trying to get their meat in every piece of ass that walks through that market. F' them is right!

about jenji said...

Yeah! What she said...

...and that wench Jackie Warner too!

jenji

Trixie Firecracker said...

Dying of suspense here...

Bayjb said...

My dad goes to an LA Fitness back at home. The facilities are okay but the workers there are douchebags. I told one guy just as much. Losers.

Bogart in P Towne said...

Glad to see you are not mencing words.

Step Right Up said...

But tell us how you really feel...

Paula said...

I hate LA Fitness in general. Grrr.